Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!

Yep I said it. If you don't know today is my birthday. Yes I was born on Christmas day. Yes people still forget my birthday all the time. Yes I don't get to see my friends on my birthday. Yes I am usually on I-70 between St. Louis (the best city) and Kansas City (the not so great city). Do you think this is bad? I can do one worse. I was due on Thanksgiving. Yes I was born a month late. Ask my mother how horrible it was and she will tell you a really long boring story that very few people listen completely to. Well now you have heard (well read) my ranting about my birthday and let me guess you wish you hadn't. I am sorry. The next post won't be this bad. Promise.